Equestrian blogs – Horse & Hound- Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘We need to talk about consequences and the definition of them...’ January 24, 2025Dear diary, Ok, I think we need to talk about consequences and the definition of them because I’m starting to think you lot don’t understand the concept. I am a horse, but I have lived with mother for 19 years and thus, am a master on consequences. For example – the idea of a “fun” […]
- Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘If 2025 sucked any harder, Dyson would be suing it for plagiarism’ January 17, 2025Dear diary, Well done whoever it was that went and soothed Elsa’s ruffled feathers – she does need to understand that the cold bothers everyone else, despite her warblings – but whoever was on point to deal with Mother Nature seems to have fallen a little shy of the mark. To put this into perspective, […]
- Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘Unlike Elsa, the cold does bother us…’ January 10, 2025Dear diary, Firstly, Hoppy New Year! I hope you all had a lovely Kissmuss and that you made lots of New Year revolutions. I did think about spinning around and saying I’d be nicer to the Ginger one, but mid-turn I saw his orange glow and admitted I was kidding myself, so stopped. I have […]
- Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘2024 is gone faster than a Polo mint near my left nostril’ December 20, 2024Dear diary, This will be my final diary… of 2024 anyways, before you all do a mother and panic more than a Victoria’s Secret model near an open flame… It’s kissmuss next week and then it will be New Year’s and then poof! Just like that 2024 is gone faster than a Polo mint near […]
- Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘I had to battle my urge to go absolutely full scale cowabunga...’ December 13, 2024Dear Diary It’s fair to say as we head into the festive period, it’s been a week of ups and downs – mostly in terms of mother’s blood pressure and the likelihood of her killing me before New Year. At the weekend Storm Blowy-Flowy hit and the batons were firmly pulled down – well they […]
- Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘This idea has more legs than a caterpillar convention’ December 6, 2024Dear diary, Ok, fess up? Who has pi$$ed her off again? And no, I don’t mean mother – I am all too aware that someone breathing in her vicinity at the moment is pi$$ing her off due to her inability to lift, bend, twist, drive or generally do anything that in her view would make […]
- Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘We need to talk about consequences and the definition of them...’ January 24, 2025
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